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Oct 26, 2011 20:10:52 GMT -5
Post by noirpa on Oct 26, 2011 20:10:52 GMT -5
Three vampires walk into a bar to get a couple of drinks. The Bartender asks the 1st vamp., "What can I get ya?" Vamp 1 says," A shot of blood please." So the bartender gives him a shot of blood. He asks the 2nd vampire," What can I get ya?" He replies and says," 2 shots of blood." So the bartender gives him his shots. Then the bartender asks the 3rd vampire,"What can I get ya?" The vampire replies and says," A cup of hot water." And the bartender is a little confused while he is pouring her drink. Then he hands it to the vampire and says," Do u mind me asking... why is a vampire like u ordering water?" The vampire pulls a tampon out of her pocket and says," I'm making tea..."
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Nov 3, 2011 14:21:28 GMT -5
Post by phoenixdown13 on Nov 3, 2011 14:21:28 GMT -5
Did the tampon belong to her or someone else I wonder...
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Nov 3, 2011 14:27:28 GMT -5
Post by noirpa on Nov 3, 2011 14:27:28 GMT -5
vampires don't bleed. *sigh* lol
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Nov 3, 2011 22:56:45 GMT -5
Post by phoenixdown13 on Nov 3, 2011 22:56:45 GMT -5
Sure they can! You just chop off their head to have your free red fountain! Bwhahaha!
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